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From Anonymous on 4chan's /b/ : 
10th-Aug-2009 11:57 pm
Army Cosmo
This morning, I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the FCC to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food And Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Standards Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On my way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out by the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and the fire marshall's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all of its valuables thanks to the local police department.

Finally, I log on to the Internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic.com and the FOX News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything righ
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11th-Aug-2009 12:14 pm (UTC)
Nicely said. Nothing is ever perfect. But having something, is better than having nothing.

Take Care
30th-Apr-2010 05:45 am (UTC) - 10th of aug 2009 11:57 post
Anonymous
funny I got a chuckle reading this tid bit of info .thanks
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